Glamour Magazine made me smile, to all the single ladies:
"Don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh"
"If he says he isn't ready for a relationship believe him"
"Marry someone you want to sit next to for the rest of your life"
"The guys who were nerdy in high school make the best husbands"
"Never tattoo a guy's name on your body"
AND my favorite
"If he likes you, you'll know. If he doesn't you'll be 'confused'"