Saturday, January 13, 2007

Normal is just a setting on the dryer

If you're not positive a pair of shoes fits, they don't.
To dislodge a bad song that's stuck in your head sing the national anthem.
If you still think your friends are normal, then the friendships probably have room to deepen.
You win a few, you lose a few, and some get rained out, but you dress for all the games.
Always know how to break into your own house.
When baking, follow the directions. When cooking, go by your own taste.
No matter how crappy you feel, wearing black will class you up.
MARRY THE KINDEST PERSON YOU KNOW.
I always trust people who have some kind of crack- up in their lives.
If you love a woman, never stop telling her how beautiful she is.
The best accessory is an attitude. Wear it as if you mean it.

5 comments:

wayear2 said...

first off, there is nothing normal about our relationship... second, I don't feel as goth for wearing black everyday... finally, who do YOU think I think is the kindest person???

Emily said...

1. you like to kiss me
2. i love black
3. Billy the Mormon

Cameron said...

aw you're cute

stephanie said...

i like the last one. the one about the attitude. cuz you know i love me some attitude

Emily said...

girl you wear yours!!